awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

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straight-faggot:

Still am

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I will never, ever regret the things I’ve done. Because most days, all you have are places in your memory that you can go to.

Jojo Moyes, Me Before You

This book destroyed me guys.

(Source: jessicafbphoto)


tastefullyoffensive:

How to Pet Animals by Adam Ellis

Previously: Animated Animal Facts

(Source: awwww-cute)


basically-better-than-you:

Literally me at the club

the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

Preach!

vxpo:

Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.

that-guy-from-the-thing:

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.